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<description><![CDATA[Read full story for latest details.]]></description>
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<title>Bull vs. Bear smackdown</title>
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<description><![CDATA[These guys know how to laugh off a bear market.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Businesses are milking Sarah Palin fever. Even when the connection is strictly by chance, products that evoke the Republican vice-presidential candidate are getting some serious attention.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Fortune's home-brewed (and highly-opinionated) guide to classic American beers.]]></description>
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<title>Meet the iPod Doctor: He makes house calls</title>
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<title>Private money university</title>
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<description><![CDATA[In Pixar Films' upcoming animation epic, "Wall-E," the title character is a cute but clunky robot whose centuries of solitude on an abandoned Earth is broken by the arrival of a svelte, futuristic robot named Eve - who is so white, gleaming, and well, pod-like, that she looks like she was born in Apple's design room. It turns out that she was - sort of: Eve marks the first design collaboration within Steve Jobs' culture-shaping Apple-Pixar-Disney axis. (Jobs sold Pixar to Disney and is Disney's largest shareholder as well as the CEO of Apple.)]]></description>
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<title>Why &#x27;Iron Man&#x27; will outmuscle the &#x27;Hulk&#x27;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[On Friday, Marvel Entertainment releases "Iron Man," the saga of Tony Stark, a hard-drinking, amoral war-profiteer who redeems himself by donning high-tech armor and trouncing bad guys. Marvel is in the midst of a similar redemption.]]></description>
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<title>Indiana Jones and the box office slump</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It's been a rough start for the movie industry this year. And despite some big sequels (Indy's back!) there are concerns that this could be a cruel summer for Hollywood.]]></description>
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<title>The wonder fish</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Yes, there is a toxin-free, sustainable, farmed fish. And damn if it ain't tasty.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Hedge fund manager John Paulson of Paulson & Co. took home $3.7 billion last year, making him the biggest earner in the industry, according to Alpha Magazine.]]></description>
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<title>Click and Clack go to Hollywood</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Tom and Ray Magliozzi are not what you'd call an overnight success story. The two MIT-educated car mechanics first started offering car repair advice over the air on a local Boston station in 1977. A decade elapsed before National Public Radio picked the show up and distributed it on its national network. Since then Car Talk has gone on to become the most highly-rated and financially-successful program on public radio.]]></description>
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<title>Buy me some peanuts and...Cabernet?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Is Jose Reyes of the New York Mets smoother than David Ortiz of the world champion Red Sox? Who has more complexity and depth - the New York Yankees' Jorge Posada or the Atlanta Braves' Chipper Jones?]]></description>
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<title>Live Nation adds U2 to roster</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Rock band U2 has agreed to enter a 12-year contract with Live Nation, a live event promotional company that owns and operates more than 100 venues around the country.]]></description>
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<title>March Madness: Are office betting pools illegal?</title>
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<title>Hurricane Hunting</title>
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<description><![CDATA[People do some pretty crazy things in life -- flying straight into a hurricane is right up there. Or so I thought, until I took a flight with the US Air Force’s hurricane hunters, right into Hurricane Gustav as it...]]></description>
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<title>Mosul Memories</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I have fond memories of playing dominoes at a tea shop overlooking the Tigris River in the northern city of Mosul. It is right at the end of the iron bridge that connects the old part of the town with...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Kadhim Twari Sa’adoon emerged from a mosque in Hiyaniyah, one of the poorest slums in Basra, wearing his best white dishdash and tribal headdress, and saw me and my cameraman waiting, microphone at the ready. Suddenly he started shouting with...]]></description>
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<title>Coming to America</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A little bit of Ted Kennedy came to roost in the ABC Baghdad bureau this past week. The bureau chief, Mike Gudgell, assembled all our Iraqi staff -- reporters, drivers, cooks, translators, electricians, cleaners, guards -- to explain to them...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[So you want to buy a house, maybe do a little interior design work on it and flip it for a profit? The property market may not be looking too good for that in the United States these days, but...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[The whole point of being a journalist is to let the world know about stories that are important -- particularly stories where something bad is happening that could, potentially, be stopped or alleviated by outside intervention. So it has been...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[We were walking down the main street of Fallujah the other day -- a fact remarkable in itself, given all that has gone on in that benighted town over the past five years -- when we came across a man...]]></description>
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SINCE 1994 and reaching more than 107,000 subscribers in over 200
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MR. POTATO HEAD, ESQ.: Attorney Sam Kepfield was defending a woman in a
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To read the full text of this week's issue see
This is True's --
weird news stories.
Large portions of True are archived on the web, including the
This is True story archive,
the Honorary Unsubscribe, and
the Bonzer Web Site of the Week.
This is True covers
bizarre-but-true stories from newspapers from around the world. True
is also the source of the (in)famous Get Out
of Hell Free cards, the well-edited humor site
Jumbo Joke, and is the publisher of the
True Stella Awards, featuring case write-ups of
crazy lawsuits.

Special Note from True's 13 March 2005 issue:
Bad News, Good News: The bad news is, the RSS feed for 
True's free edition was being abused: people were using scripts to post
the text to their web sites automatically, despite very clear prohibitions
against that. Since people wouldn't stop that abuse, I stopped it --
by not putting the full text in the RSS feed anymore. It sucks that a few
idiots spoiled it for everyone, but that's the way it is. True
depends on its copyright to stay in business, and I just can't have people
stealing it like that. I offer all sorts of neat things for free, including
the "True-a-Day" service for you to put a story on your own web sites that
automatically changes every day, a free archive of past stories, this free
subscription, and lots more. Yet some just can't be satisfied with that and
take more than what's offered. That is indeed stealing, folks, and those of
you who post stories on your web sites, post them to Usenet, print them in
newsletters, and more threaten True's very existence. And that
matters to me. It's not a "victimless crime"! I'm very generous
with my work, but I must draw the line somewhere. The "where" is up to me,
not you, and if you're one who's stealing it and can't deal with that fact,
then stop reading my stuff.
The GOOD news is, I'm very sympathetic to the vast majority -- those who
want to stay within the rules, to not cross the line, to not steal. A lot
of you try hard to subscribe and get the issues by e-mail, but have
difficulty, either because you only have a work e-mail address and are not
allowed to subscribe to e-mail publications, or your ISP filters out the
e-mail you asked to get, even while you still get loads of spam.
Thus, as of last week I have started posting the current issue on the 
True web site so you can read it via the web. Not only that, but
because very often the letters in the current issue refer to the previous
one, I'm also posting the previous issue on the True web
site. They automatically rotate, and the RSS feed is now a notification of
the new postings, keeping the RSS option a useful feature. To find the
current issue, look in the Navbar on the True site. The previous
issue is linked from the current one's page. (That Navbar is pretty handy:
it has links to the True-a-Day service, the archive, the Reader Forum, the
Bonzer and Honorary Unsubscribe archives, site search and a lot more. The
site is pretty big, but it's well organized -- if you take the time to
explore it and use the tools provided to find what you want.)
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<description><![CDATA[

To read the full text of this week's issue see
This is True's --
weird news stories.
Large portions of True are archived on the web, including the
This is True story archive,
the Honorary Unsubscribe, and
the Bonzer Web Site of the Week.
This is True covers
bizarre-but-true stories from newspapers from around the world. True
is also the source of the (in)famous Get Out
of Hell Free cards, the well-edited humor site
Jumbo Joke, and is the publisher of the
True Stella Awards, featuring case write-ups of
crazy lawsuits.

Special Note from True's 13 March 2005 issue:
Bad News, Good News: The bad news is, the RSS feed for 
True's free edition was being abused: people were using scripts to post
the text to their web sites automatically, despite very clear prohibitions
against that. Since people wouldn't stop that abuse, I stopped it --
by not putting the full text in the RSS feed anymore. It sucks that a few
idiots spoiled it for everyone, but that's the way it is. True
depends on its copyright to stay in business, and I just can't have people
stealing it like that. I offer all sorts of neat things for free, including
the "True-a-Day" service for you to put a story on your own web sites that
automatically changes every day, a free archive of past stories, this free
subscription, and lots more. Yet some just can't be satisfied with that and
take more than what's offered. That is indeed stealing, folks, and those of
you who post stories on your web sites, post them to Usenet, print them in
newsletters, and more threaten True's very existence. And that
matters to me. It's not a "victimless crime"! I'm very generous
with my work, but I must draw the line somewhere. The "where" is up to me,
not you, and if you're one who's stealing it and can't deal with that fact,
then stop reading my stuff.
The GOOD news is, I'm very sympathetic to the vast majority -- those who
want to stay within the rules, to not cross the line, to not steal. A lot
of you try hard to subscribe and get the issues by e-mail, but have
difficulty, either because you only have a work e-mail address and are not
allowed to subscribe to e-mail publications, or your ISP filters out the
e-mail you asked to get, even while you still get loads of spam.
Thus, as of last week I have started posting the current issue on the 
True web site so you can read it via the web. Not only that, but
because very often the letters in the current issue refer to the previous
one, I'm also posting the previous issue on the True web
site. They automatically rotate, and the RSS feed is now a notification of
the new postings, keeping the RSS option a useful feature. To find the
current issue, look in the Navbar on the True site. The previous
issue is linked from the current one's page. (That Navbar is pretty handy:
it has links to the True-a-Day service, the archive, the Reader Forum, the
Bonzer and Honorary Unsubscribe archives, site search and a lot more. The
site is pretty big, but it's well organized -- if you take the time to
explore it and use the tools provided to find what you want.)
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<description><![CDATA[State Police spokesman David Procopio said Monday that Francis Viliar admitted to police that he paid someone $400 to slice off the fleshy pads at the ends of his fingers.

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<description><![CDATA[Police in a Detroit suburb are looking for a bank robber who tellers say has crooked yellow teeth and particularly bad breath.

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<title>Accidental Tourists Get Breakfast With Obamas</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A couple who arrived at the White House a day early for a pre-arranged tour ended up with an impromptu extra - breakfast with the President and his wife.]]></description>
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<title>Michelle Heaton&#x27;s Spectacular Tumble  </title>
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<description><![CDATA[Michelle Heaton fell flat on her face while unveiling a new car in front of a room full of people... and it was caught on film.
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<title>Chinese Cop&#x27;s Drink Death &#x27;In Line Of Duty&#x27;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A police officer in China has been declared a revolutionary hero after drinking himself to death at an official dinner.]]></description>
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<title>Drug Tests To Catch Pie-Eating Cheats</title>
<link>http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/World-Famous-Wigan-Pie-Eating-Contest-Introduces-Testing-For-Performance-Enhancing-Drugs/Article/200912315500646?f=rss</link>
<description><![CDATA[Organisers of a world-famous pie-eating contest have been forced to introduce tests for performance-enhancing drugs.]]></description>
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<title>No Suckers: Octopuses Which Collect Coconuts</title>
<link>http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Octopuses-Seen-Collecting-Coconut-Shells-In-Indonesia-By-Australian-Scientists-In-Indonesia/Article/200912315500608?f=rss</link>
<description><![CDATA[Scientists have discovered octopuses in Indonesia collecting coconut shells.]]></description>
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<title>MP&#x27;s F-Bomb Prompts Banned Words Review</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Words banned from the Irish parliament include rat, scumbag and buffoon - but not the F-word, as was discovered after an MP's expletive outburst.]]></description>
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<title>Reindeer Gets Lifesaving Op For Christmas</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A star attraction at Edinburgh Zoo has become the first reindeer in the world to receive life-saving keyhole surgery.]]></description>
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<item rdf:about="http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Three-Staffordshire-Police-Officers-Carpeted-After-Girls-Take-Pictures-In-Station/Article/200912315500485?f=rss">
<title>Boys In Blue See Red Over Saucy Snaps</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Three police officers have been carpeted after students took saucy snaps of themselves in a police station then posted the pictures on the internet.]]></description>
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<title>End Of The Line: Rail Queue Spurs Strike Vote</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The stress of dealing with one of Britain's longest ticket queues has prompted a rail union to hold a national ballot on strike action.]]></description>
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<title>Teen runs up dad&#x27;s cell bill to nearly $22,000</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A 13-year-old teen was probably in hot water with his father after running up a cell phone bill of nearly $22,000. Ted Estarija said he was expecting his bill to be higher this month after adding his son to his plan, but wasn&#39;t expecting a bill of $21,917 in data usage charges. The Hayward man said his Verizon Wireless bill soared after his son apparently downloaded about 1.4 million kilobytes of data last month.]]></description>
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<title>Book 99 years overdue returned to Mass. library</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The book returned to the New Bedford Public Library in Massachusetts this week wasn&#39;t overdue by a week, a month or even a year. It was nearly a century overdue, and the fine came to $361.35.]]></description>
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<title>Home intruder spooked by woman&#x27;s medical call</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A man who broke into an 89-year-old woman&#39;s Knoxville home and awakened her was scared off when a monitoring company answered her medical alert call. The Knoxville News Sentinel reported the woman told police she was awakened before dawn Tuesday by a loud noise. She said a man stood over her bed, shaking her by the arms and asking if she were all right.]]></description>
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<title>Police: Man shoots suspected prowler with arrow</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Kelso, Wash., police said a man used his compound bow to interrupt an apparent break-in at a nearby vacant home, wounding a fleeing man in the buttocks. Police said the man grabbed his hunting bow late Sunday night and chased a suspected prowler for more than three blocks. When the fleeing man refused to stop, the bowhunter shot him with a broadhead arrow.]]></description>
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<title>Shirtless man, woman in handcuffs belt rob bank</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Authorities in South Florida are searching for a man who held up a Fort Lauderdale bank shirtless then fled with a woman who sported a belt made of handcuffs. According to a news release from the Fort Lauderdale Police Department, the man demanded money from a teller at a Bank of America branch on Friday afternoon and implied he had a weapon. The teller gave the man an unspecified amount of cash, and he then fled on foot with the woman.]]></description>
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<title>Cops: Man accused of rifle attack after drunk ride</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Police arrested a 51-year-old man accused of attacking a relative with a rifle after driving home drunk on a snowmachine. The Tundra Drums reported that Hooper Bay police responded to a complaint of a man shooting a rifle inside a home Saturday night.]]></description>
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<title>Police: Mass. suspect mutilated fingers to hide ID</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Police say a Boston man wanted for drug trafficking tried to conceal his identity by cutting the tips of his fingers to hide the prints. State Police spokesman David Procopio said Monday that Francis Viliar admitted to police that he paid someone $400 to slice off the fleshy pads at the ends of his fingers.]]></description>
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<title>The North Face files lawsuit against parody</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The North Face Apparel Corp. is suing a small suburban St. Louis-area company called The South Butt and the teenager who started it. The lawsuit filed last week in federal court in St. Louis seeks unspecified damages and asks the court to prohibit The South Butt from marketing and selling its parody product line.]]></description>
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<title>1881 gold coin found in Conn. donation kettle</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Connecticut Salvation Army chapter got a pleasant surprise when its members were counting change dropped into one of the organization&#39;s holiday donation kettles. Members found a rare 1881 &quot;half eagle&quot; coin last week while counting donations made somewhere in Torrington on the day after Thanksgiving.]]></description>
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<title>Texas police arrest intruder suspect as he bathed</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A 25-year-old man suspected of breaking into an east Texas house is jailed after police found him taking a bath in the house. The incident happened about 3:30 a.m. Sunday in a blue-collar neighborhood of northwest Tyler. Police Sgt. Matthew Smyser said a resident called to report that a man had kicked in the front door of the house. While en route, officers were advised the resident had left the house but the intruder remained inside.]]></description>
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<title>Germans flee into container after wild boar scare</title>
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<description><![CDATA[German police have rescued four frozen walkers who called up from a waste container begging to be saved from roving wild boars. Police in Darmstadt, south of Frankfurt, said they received an emergency call at nearly 3 a.m. Sunday from a man who said he and three companions had fled into the container after being surprised by a group of boars during a nighttime walk in the woods. He said they didn&#39;t dare to emerge.]]></description>
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<title>Big bird gets talon caught in DC Metro escalator</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Every so often in the Washington Metro subway system, a foot gets caught in an escalator. Usually, the culprit is a shoe lace or a flip-flop. On Monday, it was a bird&#39;s talon. D.C. fire department spokesman Pete Piringer says rescuers were called to the Benning Road station in northeast Washington shortly after 8 a.m. Monday. A large bird of prey - possibly a hawk or a falcon - had its foot stuck in the escalator.]]></description>
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<title>Motorized bar stool from DUI case fetches $1,125</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The bidding on eBay topped out at more than $1,000 for a motorized bar stool that an Ohio man rode right into an arrest for drunken driving.]]></description>
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<title>Authorities say angry driver crashed into DMV</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Arapahoe County officials said a disgruntled driver crashed his truck into a DMV because it was closed. Arapahoe County Clerk and Recorder Nancy Doty said she thinks a driver was upset because he didn&#39;t make it to the office in time to get in. The sheriff&#39;s office was investigating surveillance video of the crash that happened at about 4:30 p.m. Friday.]]></description>
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<title>Woman plans to be a graduate, bride on same day</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A 34-year-old Florida woman plans to be a graduate and bride on the same day in Iowa. Tricia Giordano said she has always been the kind of person who loves to stay busy. She was scheduled to get her degree on Saturday afternoon at Ashford University in Clinton, Iowa. Shortly after that, she planned to head across campus to the chapel and swap her cap and gown for a wedding dress.]]></description>
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<title>Special delivery: UPS driver finds, returns $5,200</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A UPS driver&#39;s unscheduled delivery in New Jersey has made one retailer very grateful. John Piontkowski spotted a bank bag in the middle of the road while he was making deliveries in Randolph. Inside, he found $5,200 and a Bank of America deposit slip showing the money came from Stuyvesant Liquors in Jersey City.]]></description>
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<title>Kitten apparently rides 120 miles in wheel well</title>
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<description><![CDATA[An Oregon man says a 3-month-old kitten apparently hitched a cold, 120-mile ride in the wheel well of his SUV.]]></description>
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<title>Stolen Seattle totem pole found near Salem, Ore.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Police say an 18-foot-tall totem pole stolen from a West Seattle park has been found about 200 miles away in Oregon.]]></description>
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<title>Woman accused of drunken ride in Christmas parade</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A woman has posted $500 bond on a charge of public intoxication after police said she passed out on a horse she rode in the Shelbyville Christmas parade. According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, a 46-year-old woman was found slumped over on her horse outside a motel.]]></description>
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<title>Man allegedly assaults wife over snow shoveling</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Police arrested a man who allegedly assaulted his wife when she refused to help him shovel snow. Officers said they went to the residence early Wednesday afternoon after the 44-year-old woman said her husband struck her in the head with his chest and attempted to pull her out of the house.]]></description>
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