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<description><![CDATA[Read full story for latest details.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[These guys know how to laugh off a bear market.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Businesses are milking Sarah Palin fever. Even when the connection is strictly by chance, products that evoke the Republican vice-presidential candidate are getting some serious attention.]]></description>
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<title>Why &#x27;Iron Man&#x27; will outmuscle the &#x27;Hulk&#x27;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[On Friday, Marvel Entertainment releases "Iron Man," the saga of Tony Stark, a hard-drinking, amoral war-profiteer who redeems himself by donning high-tech armor and trouncing bad guys. Marvel is in the midst of a similar redemption.]]></description>
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<title>Indiana Jones and the box office slump</title>
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<description><![CDATA[It's been a rough start for the movie industry this year. And despite some big sequels (Indy's back!) there are concerns that this could be a cruel summer for Hollywood.]]></description>
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<title>The wonder fish</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Yes, there is a toxin-free, sustainable, farmed fish. And damn if it ain't tasty.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Hedge fund manager John Paulson of Paulson & Co. took home $3.7 billion last year, making him the biggest earner in the industry, according to Alpha Magazine.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Tom and Ray Magliozzi are not what you'd call an overnight success story. The two MIT-educated car mechanics first started offering car repair advice over the air on a local Boston station in 1977. A decade elapsed before National Public Radio picked the show up and distributed it on its national network. Since then Car Talk has gone on to become the most highly-rated and financially-successful program on public radio.]]></description>
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<title>Buy me some peanuts and...Cabernet?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Is Jose Reyes of the New York Mets smoother than David Ortiz of the world champion Red Sox? Who has more complexity and depth - the New York Yankees' Jorge Posada or the Atlanta Braves' Chipper Jones?]]></description>
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<title>Live Nation adds U2 to roster</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Rock band U2 has agreed to enter a 12-year contract with Live Nation, a live event promotional company that owns and operates more than 100 venues around the country.]]></description>
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<title>March Madness: Are office betting pools illegal?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[People do some pretty crazy things in life -- flying straight into a hurricane is right up there. Or so I thought, until I took a flight with the US Air Force’s hurricane hunters, right into Hurricane Gustav as it...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[ An Oregon woman obsessed with bunnies has been ordered back behind bars after police found her in a hotel room with more than a dozen rabbits.

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<description><![CDATA[ Some Stampede-goers know how to party their wedding rings off.
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<title>Thief thwarted with frozen ham</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Catholic Church has issued guidelines on what Filipinos should wear to mass in Manila after some parishioners complained about distracting skimpy attire.]]></description>
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<title>Skinny dipper seized at tourism icon</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A 22-year-old American man has been arrested after an early-morning naked bath in the historic Barcaccia fountain at the foot of Rome's Spanish Steps, an Italian news agency reports.]]></description>
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<title>Church calls on &#x27;Simpsons&#x27; to help reach teens</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Church of England-backed book suggests youth workers should try to make religion relevant to children by showing them episodes of cartoon show The Simpsons.]]></description>
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<title>Judge loses $54m lawsuit over lost pants</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A judge in the US capital has lost his $US54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaner over a pair of misplaced trousers.]]></description>
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<title>Crocs trained to hunt poachers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Indian authorities are releasing dozens of crocodiles bred in captivity to scare away poachers and protect their endangered counterparts.]]></description>
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<title>Council to trial dog attack DNA kit</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Melbourne council is hoping DNA testing will help it identify the animals involved in dog attacks.]]></description>
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<title>Man rolls car in KFC drive-through</title>
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<description><![CDATA[An Alice Springs man's love of fried chicken saw him roll his car at a takeaway drive-through last night.]]></description>
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<title>Ferrari: It ain&#x27;t a sin to buy the car</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Dutch woman has lost her compensation claim for mental distress she suffered from missing out when her neighbours won a lottery windfall.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[An Italian Mayor hopes to shame men into not using prostitutes by photographing cars that pick them up and publishing the details in local newspapers.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Reality TV show Big Brother has apologised to the Mexican Government for allowing contestants on Friday Night Games to throw goo-filled balloons at the Mexican flag.]]></description>
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<title>Blair wears same shoes for 10 years</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Outgoing British Prime Minister Tony Blair has revealed he has worn the same pair of shoes to his weekly question-and-answer session in Parliament since becoming the country's leader in 1997.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[The Mexican Government has complained to Australia's media regulator after contestants on Big Brother TV show Friday Night Games threw goo-filled balloons at the Mexican flag.]]></description>
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<title>Rodents get drunk as skunks off seized liquor</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Authorities in India say rats are gnawing at beer cans and making holes in caps of whisky bottles stored in police storehouses in the east of the country and apparently getting drunk.]]></description>
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<title>Reward offered for kidnapped Homer Simpson</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Workers at the Frederick County Landfill were surprised by what they found in a large trash bin trucked in from a Goodwill Industries store: a woman who had apparently gotten trapped. "They opened the door and she got out," said landfill manager Ron Kimble.]]></description>
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<title>Police: Teens Mishear Sex Screams, Beat Man</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A group of teenagers misunderstood a woman's screams during sex and, thinking they were stopping an assault, beat a 25-year-old man in her bedroom, police say.]]></description>
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<title>British Man Begins Aussie Island Dream Job</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Briton Ben Southall says he'll miss his mom's Sunday roast, but he will adapt to what's been dubbed the "Best Job in the World."]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[The cast and crew of the Broadway musical "Rock of Ages" and hundreds of inspired New Yorkers have broken the world record for the largest air guitar ensemble.]]></description>
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<title>Utah Bar Crawl To Mark End Of Liquor Restrictions</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jeremy Kristic and several of his friends pounded on the door at Oscar's bar Wednesday promptly at 11 a.m. They wanted it to open immediately, and they wanted to drink. They had after all other bars to go to -- before closing time at 1 a.m.]]></description>
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<title>41-Year-Old Woman Can&#x27;t Keep 23-Year-Old Man</title>
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<description><![CDATA[What does it mean when your boyfriend won't tell his parents about you?]]></description>
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SINCE 1994 and reaching more than 107,000 subscribers in over 200
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INFORMATION, PLEASE: The City of Bozeman, Mont., wants to know about
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To read the full text of this week's issue see
This is True's --
weird news stories.
Large portions of True are archived on the web, including the
This is True story archive,
the Honorary Unsubscribe, and
the Bonzer Web Site of the Week.
This is True covers
bizarre-but-true stories from newspapers from around the world. True
is also the source of the (in)famous Get Out
of Hell Free cards, the well-edited humor site
Jumbo Joke, and is the publisher of the
True Stella Awards, featuring case write-ups of
crazy lawsuits.

Special Note from True's 13 March 2005 issue:
Bad News, Good News: The bad news is, the RSS feed for 
True's free edition was being abused: people were using scripts to post
the text to their web sites automatically, despite very clear prohibitions
against that. Since people wouldn't stop that abuse, I stopped it --
by not putting the full text in the RSS feed anymore. It sucks that a few
idiots spoiled it for everyone, but that's the way it is. True
depends on its copyright to stay in business, and I just can't have people
stealing it like that. I offer all sorts of neat things for free, including
the "True-a-Day" service for you to put a story on your own web sites that
automatically changes every day, a free archive of past stories, this free
subscription, and lots more. Yet some just can't be satisfied with that and
take more than what's offered. That is indeed stealing, folks, and those of
you who post stories on your web sites, post them to Usenet, print them in
newsletters, and more threaten True's very existence. And that
matters to me. It's not a "victimless crime"! I'm very generous
with my work, but I must draw the line somewhere. The "where" is up to me,
not you, and if you're one who's stealing it and can't deal with that fact,
then stop reading my stuff.
The GOOD news is, I'm very sympathetic to the vast majority -- those who
want to stay within the rules, to not cross the line, to not steal. A lot
of you try hard to subscribe and get the issues by e-mail, but have
difficulty, either because you only have a work e-mail address and are not
allowed to subscribe to e-mail publications, or your ISP filters out the
e-mail you asked to get, even while you still get loads of spam.
Thus, as of last week I have started posting the current issue on the 
True web site so you can read it via the web. Not only that, but
because very often the letters in the current issue refer to the previous
one, I'm also posting the previous issue on the True web
site. They automatically rotate, and the RSS feed is now a notification of
the new postings, keeping the RSS option a useful feature. To find the
current issue, look in the Navbar on the True site. The previous
issue is linked from the current one's page. (That Navbar is pretty handy:
it has links to the True-a-Day service, the archive, the Reader Forum, the
Bonzer and Honorary Unsubscribe archives, site search and a lot more. The
site is pretty big, but it's well organized -- if you take the time to
explore it and use the tools provided to find what you want.)
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<title> THIS is TRUE #783: 14 June</title>
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<description><![CDATA[

To read the full text of this week's issue see
This is True's --
weird news stories.
Large portions of True are archived on the web, including the
This is True story archive,
the Honorary Unsubscribe, and
the Bonzer Web Site of the Week.
This is True covers
bizarre-but-true stories from newspapers from around the world. True
is also the source of the (in)famous Get Out
of Hell Free cards, the well-edited humor site
Jumbo Joke, and is the publisher of the
True Stella Awards, featuring case write-ups of
crazy lawsuits.

Special Note from True's 13 March 2005 issue:
Bad News, Good News: The bad news is, the RSS feed for 
True's free edition was being abused: people were using scripts to post
the text to their web sites automatically, despite very clear prohibitions
against that. Since people wouldn't stop that abuse, I stopped it --
by not putting the full text in the RSS feed anymore. It sucks that a few
idiots spoiled it for everyone, but that's the way it is. True
depends on its copyright to stay in business, and I just can't have people
stealing it like that. I offer all sorts of neat things for free, including
the "True-a-Day" service for you to put a story on your own web sites that
automatically changes every day, a free archive of past stories, this free
subscription, and lots more. Yet some just can't be satisfied with that and
take more than what's offered. That is indeed stealing, folks, and those of
you who post stories on your web sites, post them to Usenet, print them in
newsletters, and more threaten True's very existence. And that
matters to me. It's not a "victimless crime"! I'm very generous
with my work, but I must draw the line somewhere. The "where" is up to me,
not you, and if you're one who's stealing it and can't deal with that fact,
then stop reading my stuff.
The GOOD news is, I'm very sympathetic to the vast majority -- those who
want to stay within the rules, to not cross the line, to not steal. A lot
of you try hard to subscribe and get the issues by e-mail, but have
difficulty, either because you only have a work e-mail address and are not
allowed to subscribe to e-mail publications, or your ISP filters out the
e-mail you asked to get, even while you still get loads of spam.
Thus, as of last week I have started posting the current issue on the 
True web site so you can read it via the web. Not only that, but
because very often the letters in the current issue refer to the previous
one, I'm also posting the previous issue on the True web
site. They automatically rotate, and the RSS feed is now a notification of
the new postings, keeping the RSS option a useful feature. To find the
current issue, look in the Navbar on the True site. The previous
issue is linked from the current one's page. (That Navbar is pretty handy:
it has links to the True-a-Day service, the archive, the Reader Forum, the
Bonzer and Honorary Unsubscribe archives, site search and a lot more. The
site is pretty big, but it's well organized -- if you take the time to
explore it and use the tools provided to find what you want.)
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<title>Howard Stern moving to Satellite Radio</title>
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In other news, Sirius stock went up 15% this morning...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[This is the live web-cast, open it up and shrink it down til the action begins.]]></description>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.nakedfly.com/room/1/761/1">
<title>Mt. St. Helens - ABC News Feed</title>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.nakedfly.com/room/10/760/1">
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<title>Hold Music</title>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.nakedfly.com/room/16/758/1">
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<description><![CDATA[NOUS SOMMES DESOLES QUE NOTRE PRESIDENT SOIT UN IDIOT. NOUS N'AVONS PAS VOTE POUR LUI.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[They're accused of using a knife to rob a clerk at the Quickway Convenience Store in Kirkwood, 80 miles south of Syracuse near the New York-Pennsylvania border. The clerk wasn't hurt.

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<description><![CDATA[It all started on June 3, when Ricky Langston holed an 8-iron on the 142-yard No. 8.

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<description><![CDATA[Kalamazoo County Circuit Judge Gary Giguere Jr. sentenced Bradley on Monday, telling the Kalamazoo resident his jailhouse theft was "the dumbest crime I've heard today" and "may be in the top half-dozen in my career."

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<description><![CDATA[Having more sex repairs DNA damage in sperm and delivers more pregnancies, doctors say. Samples were taken from 118 Australian men.

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<description><![CDATA[Complete with new gray hairs and two bodyguards, a wax version of President Barack Obama took a trip Monday to the Eiffel Tower.

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<description><![CDATA[Pabst, a boxer-mix rescued from a shelter by Miles Egstad of Citrus Heights, Calif., won the World's Ugliest Dog contest.

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<description><![CDATA[State authorities have shut down a collection agency they said terrified people into paying debts by telling them if they didn&#8217;t send money immediately, they would be thrown in jail.

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<description><![CDATA[CARLSBAD, Calif. &mdash; A "sweetheart" of a dog now in a California shelter may be really, really far from home. His microchip says the knee-high, light tan Saluki came from Saudi Arabia.

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<description><![CDATA[The dispensers are motion activated. It costs about 5 cents for each seat cover.

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<description><![CDATA[WIND GAP, Pa. &mdash; Police in Pennsylvania's Lehigh Valley say an elected official passed out drunk at a public meeting and was taken to a hospital in an ambulance.  Police say Plainfield Township Supervisors Chairman Tim Frankenfield had a blood alcohol content more than twice the legal limit for driving. They say the 42-year-old had a bottle of whiskey next to him.

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<description><![CDATA[A U.S. Postal Service letter carrier found the kitty earlier this month amid dozens of envelopes and packages. She likely was stuffed through the mailbox's small opening and dropped several feet (about a meter) onto the mail below.

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<description><![CDATA[Police say a 6-year-old boy accidentally shot dead his father, a soldier home for Father&#8217;s Day after fighting Muslim rebels in the south.

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<title>&#x27;999 Emergency: My Hamster Has Escaped&#x27;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Police have criticised a woman who dialled 999 to say her hamster had escaped.]]></description>
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<title>Wrestling Midgets &#x27;Killed By Fake Prostitutes&#x27;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Two professional midget wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel room may have been drugged by female robbers, according to Mexican authorities.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A passenger on a US Airways flight has been arrested after stripping naked and resisting all attempts to cover his nudity.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Here's one to watch- The bald cat that loves the feel of human hair.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[This must be a models' worst fear when preparing to step out onto the runway.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Here's a nutty chipmunk that is enjoying some food in the park.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Here's a man with a novel way of scrapping a car.]]></description>
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<title>Must See: Mattresses Make Domino Effect</title>
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<description><![CDATA[These guys seems to have found another use for mattresses.]]></description>
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<title>Watch This: Cyclist Fails Jump Over River</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Here's why cyclists should not attempt to jump river beds.]]></description>
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<title>New Zealand airline issues nude safety video</title>
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<description><![CDATA[New Zealand&#39;s national airline has adopted a cheeky way to encourage passengers to watch its in-flight safety video: The cabin crew&#39;s uniforms are nothing but body paint.]]></description>
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<title>Oregon woman obsessed with rabbits back in jail</title>
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<description><![CDATA[An Oregon woman obsessed with bunnies has been ordered back behind bars after police found her in a hotel room with more than a dozen rabbits.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Police in suburban Chicago say a taxi driver who didn&#39;t have Mace handy when he was attacked by a knife-wielding passenger instead disarmed the man with a can of aerosol deodorant.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A Northern California elementary school teacher sent her students home for the summer with a video of class memories, only the DVD included six seconds of her having sex on a couch.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A New York Police Department rookie just couldn&#39;t wait to get started.]]></description>
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<title>Va. woman rides to landfill in trash bin</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Workers at the Frederick County Landfill were surprised by what they found in a large trash bin trucked in from a Goodwill Industries store: a woman who had apparently gotten trapped. &quot;They opened the door and she got out,&quot; said landfill manager Ron Kimble.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[The Iron County sheriff&#39;s office said an inmate tried to escape from a correctional facility by fashioning a fake bomb. Sheriff&#39;s Deputy Aaron Pallesen said the 28-year-old inmate cornered an officer in a lobby while holding what looked like a silver device with a red detonator.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A Connecticut woman&#39;s close encounter with the mythical beast, Sasquatch or Big Foot, turned out to be nothing more than a boy in a costume. Fairfield police said a woman driving last Tuesday night called police to report that she &quot;almost hit Sasquatch,&quot; which was standing in the middle of the road.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A northwestern New Jersey man said he was mugged in his driveway by a sandwich-craving bear. Henry Rouwendal said he was packing his car last Friday when he was hit from behind and knocked to the ground. He said the culprit was a black bear who took his Italian sandwich.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[It must rank among the easiest fires ever to put out. Zurich authorities say police and firefighters were called to the house of an elderly woman early Thursday after she reported her television set was burning. When they arrived, they discovered no signs of fire or smoke.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Police used a Taser on a pastor and pepper spray to disperse his congregants Wednesday after the pastor allegedly interfered with a traffic stop in the church parking lot. Congregants say they were in the Iglesia Profetica Peniel church for an early morning prayer when pastor Jose Elias Moran went to assist the stopped driver, a church member, by asking the police what had happened.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A passenger stripped naked during a US Airways flight and resisted a flight attendant&#39;s efforts to cover him with a blanket before two off-duty law enforcement officers on board subdued and handcuffed him, authorities said Wednesday.]]></description>
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<title>Mont. Judge rules on case _ 24 years later</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The wheels of justice grind slowly, but this is pushing the envelope. In Montana&#39;s Toole County, retired District Judge Ronald McPhillips ruled this week in a lawsuit that was left hanging for nearly a quarter-century. The judge ruled in Great Falls against Milan Ayers, who contended that former partner James Rubow swindled him out of his share of a natural gas field, with leases potentially worth millions of dollars.]]></description>
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<title>Ill. woman fined $25 for potty planters in yard</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The planters in her front yard brought Tina Asmus national publicity last month. This week, they brought her a $25 fine. Asmus said Tuesday she will go to court to fight to keep her lawn ornaments, which are made from two old toilets and a bathroom sink.]]></description>
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<title>Man charged with stealing watch at courthouse</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Authorities said a man walking through a security checkpoint at a Pinellas courthouse tried to steal an expensive watch, just feet from deputies. The sheriff&#39;s office reported that a man who had emptied his pockets to walk through a metal detector Monday complained that his $1,000 Wittnauer watch was gone.]]></description>
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<title>Masked teens take chips, soda from Pa. store</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Police are searching for three masked teens who burst into a southwestern Pennsylvania convenience store, but were content to steal only several bags of potato chips and bottles of soda. Uniontown police said the bandits struck about 12:45 a.m. Monday at a Sunoco A Plus store.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Authorities said a man has been charged with domestic battery after he drenched his wife with a garden hose and elbowed her for smoking in the house. An arrest report shows that the 51-year-old husband was charged Saturday. Police said the couple began arguing when the wife began smoking a cigarette in their home.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[State police in New York say two Pennsylvania men robbed a gas station and might have gotten away if they had also fueled up. Troopers said they caught 29-year-old Lonnie Meckwood, of Carbondale, and 51-year-old Phillip Weeks, of Tunkhannock, after their getaway car ran out of gas while the were trying to escape late Monday night.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A vacant house in flames must have looked familiar to northwestern Ohio firefighters. Less than 24 hours earlier, they were at the same house putting out fires for a training exercise. The cause of the fire early Wednesday in the Toledo suburb of Sylvania is under investigation.]]></description>
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<title>Police: Accused church burglar caught catching Zs</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Sleeping in church is bad during the sermon, but even worse when a burglar does it on the job. Police arrested an 18-year-old man after he was found sleeping in a building belonging to the French Corner Church.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Jess Hu is a child care provider from Brooklyn, New York, but for 20 hours a week, she's a rock star. That's how much she estimates she plays the video game "Rock Band."
    
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