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<description><![CDATA[Yes, there is a toxin-free, sustainable, farmed fish. And damn if it ain't tasty.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Tom and Ray Magliozzi are not what you'd call an overnight success story. The two MIT-educated car mechanics first started offering car repair advice over the air on a local Boston station in 1977. A decade elapsed before National Public Radio picked the show up and distributed it on its national network. Since then Car Talk has gone on to become the most highly-rated and financially-successful program on public radio.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Is Jose Reyes of the New York Mets smoother than David Ortiz of the world champion Red Sox? Who has more complexity and depth - the New York Yankees' Jorge Posada or the Atlanta Braves' Chipper Jones?]]></description>
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<title>Live Nation adds U2 to roster</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Rock band U2 has agreed to enter a 12-year contract with Live Nation, a live event promotional company that owns and operates more than 100 venues around the country.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[People do some pretty crazy things in life -- flying straight into a hurricane is right up there. Or so I thought, until I took a flight with the US Air Force’s hurricane hunters, right into Hurricane Gustav as it...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[I have fond memories of playing dominoes at a tea shop overlooking the Tigris River in the northern city of Mosul. It is right at the end of the iron bridge that connects the old part of the town with...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A 27-year-old man faces a possible 5 years in prison after attacking a 15-year-old boy with a hedgehog. 


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<title>India develops curry hand grenade</title>
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<description><![CDATA[India has developed a new nonlethal weapon in the war on terror: the curry hand grenade.


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<title>Children in poor countries need more toilets</title>
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<description><![CDATA[UN Agencies for world health and children are underscoring the need for more toilets for children in poor countries. 


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<item rdf:about="http://www.explodingcigar.com/article2087.html">
<title>Thief thwarted with frozen ham</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A would-be thief was sent running by a restaurant owner who smacked him in the face with a frozen ham. 


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<title>Matt Damon and wife expecting a baby</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Matt Damon and his wife (not Sarah Silverman) are expecting their second child. A spokesman for couple declared them as &#8220;excited&#8221; and &#8220;happy&#8221; about the pregnancy. 


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<title>Baby that survived tornado nicknamed &#x201C;Tumbleweed&#x201D;</title>
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<title>Airborne pays out millions due to phony cold-cure claims</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The company that makes the over the counter supplement Airborne, is paying out over $23 million because it made bull***t claims that its product actually worked to treat colds. The investigation into the company intensified after it was learned that research the company had touted was performed by a couple of people with no credentials&#8230; [...]


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<title>Cat survives tornado and fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A cat in Arkansas lived through a tornado that destroyed its family's mobile home and also a subsequent fire. 


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<title>Plunging necklines a no-no at masses</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Catholic Church has issued guidelines on what Filipinos should wear to mass in Manila after some parishioners complained about distracting skimpy attire.]]></description>
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<title>Skinny dipper seized at tourism icon</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A 22-year-old American man has been arrested after an early-morning naked bath in the historic Barcaccia fountain at the foot of Rome's Spanish Steps, an Italian news agency reports.]]></description>
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<title>Church calls on &#x27;Simpsons&#x27; to help reach teens</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Church of England-backed book suggests youth workers should try to make religion relevant to children by showing them episodes of cartoon show The Simpsons.]]></description>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/06/26/1961808.htm">
<title>Judge loses $54m lawsuit over lost pants</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A judge in the US capital has lost his $US54 million lawsuit against a dry cleaner over a pair of misplaced trousers.]]></description>
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<title>Crocs trained to hunt poachers</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Indian authorities are releasing dozens of crocodiles bred in captivity to scare away poachers and protect their endangered counterparts.]]></description>
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<item rdf:about="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/06/24/1960315.htm">
<title>Council to trial dog attack DNA kit</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Melbourne council is hoping DNA testing will help it identify the animals involved in dog attacks.]]></description>
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<title>Man rolls car in KFC drive-through</title>
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<description><![CDATA[An Alice Springs man's love of fried chicken saw him roll his car at a takeaway drive-through last night.]]></description>
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<title>Ferrari: It ain&#x27;t a sin to buy the car</title>
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<description><![CDATA[When it comes to luxury sports cars, Ferrari begs to differ with the Pope.]]></description>
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<title>Lottery loser sues for distress</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Dutch woman has lost her compensation claim for mental distress she suffered from missing out when her neighbours won a lottery windfall.]]></description>
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<title>Prostitutes&#x27; clients to be shamed with photos</title>
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<description><![CDATA[An Italian Mayor hopes to shame men into not using prostitutes by photographing cars that pick them up and publishing the details in local newspapers.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Reality TV show Big Brother has apologised to the Mexican Government for allowing contestants on Friday Night Games to throw goo-filled balloons at the Mexican flag.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Outgoing British Prime Minister Tony Blair has revealed he has worn the same pair of shoes to his weekly question-and-answer session in Parliament since becoming the country's leader in 1997.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[The Mexican Government has complained to Australia's media regulator after contestants on Big Brother TV show Friday Night Games threw goo-filled balloons at the Mexican flag.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Authorities in India say rats are gnawing at beer cans and making holes in caps of whisky bottles stored in police storehouses in the east of the country and apparently getting drunk.]]></description>
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<title>Reward offered for kidnapped Homer Simpson</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Cartoon character Homer Simpson has been kidnapped in Malaysia and Hollywood is offering a reward of 1,000 ringgit ($A346) for his safe return.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - A "treasure trove" of stone tools and the bones of several now-extinct Caribbean animals have been found in an underwater cave by researchers from the University of Indiana Bloomington.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - British botanists have discovered a rat-eating pitcher plant in the mountains of the Philippine island of Palawan.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - UFOs once visited Britain's Princes William and Harry's air force base, it has been claimed. Former Ministry of Defense head of extra-terrestrial investigations Nick Pope says the March 1993 sighting at RAF Shawbury was one of the most "fascinating" cases he worked on.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - A Nevada oncologist has converted his office's storage room into a chemotherapy room where underinsured cancer patients get his free service and drugs partly paid by Clark County.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - NASA scientists have discovered an amino acid in the comet Wild 2 lending credence to a theory that living creatures developed in space and were delivered to Earth by such a heavenly body.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - A Tunisian woman is set to break the world record for the most number of babies delivered by a mother as she was confirmed to be pregnant with a dozen babies.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - A study made by University of Massachusetts researchers showed that about 85 percent Canadian currency contain trace amounts of cocaine. Canada and the U.S. topped the list of nations with high levels of cocaine traces.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - UNIFIL lays the groundwork for a fence to keep Israeli cows from crossing into Lebanon.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[(AHN) - The flight test of a "flying taxi" has failed with tragic result when the futuristic transporter crashed and killed its British inventor in a Malaysian town.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[SEOUL, South Korea     (AP) -- A woman in South Korea who tried to pass the written exam for a driver's license with near-daily attempts since April 2005 has finally succeeded on her 950th time. The aspiring driver spent more than 5 million won ($4,200) in application fees, but until now had failed to score the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points needed to get behind the wheel for a driving test....]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[WELLINGTON, New Zealand     (AP) -- A sculpture of a New Zealand government minister crafted from cow manure sold for New Zealand dollars 3,080 ($2,220) on an auction Web site. The bust of New Zealand Environment Minister Nick Smith, sculpted as a protest by artist Sam Mahon, attracted 112 bids before being picked up by an anonymous buyer on Friday....]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[HARRISBURG, Pa.     (AP) -- An appeals court has ruled Pennsylvania State Police botched a prostitution investigation in which troopers gave an informant money to pay for sex four times at a massage parlor, along with a total of $180 for the man's trouble....]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[IOWA CITY, Iowa     (AP) -- Charges have been filed against three men accused of beating a man who sleepwalks after they found him asleep in one of the men's apartment. Iowa City Police Sgt. Troy Kelsay said the 21-year-old victim who was not identified, suffered injuries over most of his body. Kelsay said the man's injuries did not appear to require hospitalization, but the victim was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment....]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[SHERIDAN, Wyo.     (AP) -- Retired orthopedic surgeon Chris Smith thought his hunt was over when he bagged a white tail deer with a bow and arrow near Sheridan. Because the light was fading, he decided to return the next day to recover the deer. But when he returned Wednesday morning, the carcass had been covered by grass and bush - which is what mountain lions typically do....]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[SPOKANE, Wash.     (AP) -- A Volkswagen van stolen 35 years ago in Washington state has been found in a shipping container at the Los Angeles/Long Beach seaport....]]></description>
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<title>Authorities: Man Stole Car To Face Theft Charge</title>
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<title>Man Donates Cheesehead Hat Signed By Obama</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Wisconsin man who got his cheesehead hat signed by President Barack Obama has decided to donate it to a museum rather than sell it on eBay.]]></description>
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SINCE 1994 and reaching more than 107,000 subscribers in over 200
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THIS is TRUE: 1 November 2009         Copyright http://www.thisistrue.com
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FATHER OF THE YEAR: A man was arrested in a hospital in Ogden, Utah,
   after allegedly groping a nurse. Adam Jay Manning, 30, wasn't a patient

To read the full text of this week's issue see
This is True's --
weird news stories.
Large portions of True are archived on the web, including the
This is True story archive,
the Honorary Unsubscribe, and
the Bonzer Web Site of the Week.
This is True covers
bizarre-but-true stories from newspapers from around the world. True
is also the source of the (in)famous Get Out
of Hell Free cards, the well-edited humor site
Jumbo Joke, and is the publisher of the
True Stella Awards, featuring case write-ups of
crazy lawsuits.

Special Note from True's 13 March 2005 issue:
Bad News, Good News: The bad news is, the RSS feed for 
True's free edition was being abused: people were using scripts to post
the text to their web sites automatically, despite very clear prohibitions
against that. Since people wouldn't stop that abuse, I stopped it --
by not putting the full text in the RSS feed anymore. It sucks that a few
idiots spoiled it for everyone, but that's the way it is. True
depends on its copyright to stay in business, and I just can't have people
stealing it like that. I offer all sorts of neat things for free, including
the "True-a-Day" service for you to put a story on your own web sites that
automatically changes every day, a free archive of past stories, this free
subscription, and lots more. Yet some just can't be satisfied with that and
take more than what's offered. That is indeed stealing, folks, and those of
you who post stories on your web sites, post them to Usenet, print them in
newsletters, and more threaten True's very existence. And that
matters to me. It's not a "victimless crime"! I'm very generous
with my work, but I must draw the line somewhere. The "where" is up to me,
not you, and if you're one who's stealing it and can't deal with that fact,
then stop reading my stuff.
The GOOD news is, I'm very sympathetic to the vast majority -- those who
want to stay within the rules, to not cross the line, to not steal. A lot
of you try hard to subscribe and get the issues by e-mail, but have
difficulty, either because you only have a work e-mail address and are not
allowed to subscribe to e-mail publications, or your ISP filters out the
e-mail you asked to get, even while you still get loads of spam.
Thus, as of last week I have started posting the current issue on the 
True web site so you can read it via the web. Not only that, but
because very often the letters in the current issue refer to the previous
one, I'm also posting the previous issue on the True web
site. They automatically rotate, and the RSS feed is now a notification of
the new postings, keeping the RSS option a useful feature. To find the
current issue, look in the Navbar on the True site. The previous
issue is linked from the current one's page. (That Navbar is pretty handy:
it has links to the True-a-Day service, the archive, the Reader Forum, the
Bonzer and Honorary Unsubscribe archives, site search and a lot more. The
site is pretty big, but it's well organized -- if you take the time to
explore it and use the tools provided to find what you want.)
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<description><![CDATA[

To read the full text of this week's issue see
This is True's --
weird news stories.
Large portions of True are archived on the web, including the
This is True story archive,
the Honorary Unsubscribe, and
the Bonzer Web Site of the Week.
This is True covers
bizarre-but-true stories from newspapers from around the world. True
is also the source of the (in)famous Get Out
of Hell Free cards, the well-edited humor site
Jumbo Joke, and is the publisher of the
True Stella Awards, featuring case write-ups of
crazy lawsuits.

Special Note from True's 13 March 2005 issue:
Bad News, Good News: The bad news is, the RSS feed for 
True's free edition was being abused: people were using scripts to post
the text to their web sites automatically, despite very clear prohibitions
against that. Since people wouldn't stop that abuse, I stopped it --
by not putting the full text in the RSS feed anymore. It sucks that a few
idiots spoiled it for everyone, but that's the way it is. True
depends on its copyright to stay in business, and I just can't have people
stealing it like that. I offer all sorts of neat things for free, including
the "True-a-Day" service for you to put a story on your own web sites that
automatically changes every day, a free archive of past stories, this free
subscription, and lots more. Yet some just can't be satisfied with that and
take more than what's offered. That is indeed stealing, folks, and those of
you who post stories on your web sites, post them to Usenet, print them in
newsletters, and more threaten True's very existence. And that
matters to me. It's not a "victimless crime"! I'm very generous
with my work, but I must draw the line somewhere. The "where" is up to me,
not you, and if you're one who's stealing it and can't deal with that fact,
then stop reading my stuff.
The GOOD news is, I'm very sympathetic to the vast majority -- those who
want to stay within the rules, to not cross the line, to not steal. A lot
of you try hard to subscribe and get the issues by e-mail, but have
difficulty, either because you only have a work e-mail address and are not
allowed to subscribe to e-mail publications, or your ISP filters out the
e-mail you asked to get, even while you still get loads of spam.
Thus, as of last week I have started posting the current issue on the 
True web site so you can read it via the web. Not only that, but
because very often the letters in the current issue refer to the previous
one, I'm also posting the previous issue on the True web
site. They automatically rotate, and the RSS feed is now a notification of
the new postings, keeping the RSS option a useful feature. To find the
current issue, look in the Navbar on the True site. The previous
issue is linked from the current one's page. (That Navbar is pretty handy:
it has links to the True-a-Day service, the archive, the Reader Forum, the
Bonzer and Honorary Unsubscribe archives, site search and a lot more. The
site is pretty big, but it's well organized -- if you take the time to
explore it and use the tools provided to find what you want.)
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<title>Crumbs! Baguette Leads To Scientific Setback</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The massive machine at the centre of the world's biggest scientific experiment has malfunctioned again - derailed by a bit of bread dropped by a bird.]]></description>
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<title>950th Time Is The Charm For Learner Driver</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A woman in South Korea has finally passed her driving test after hundreds of attempts - 950 to be exact.]]></description>
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<title>Prisoners Save Guard From Inmate Attack</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Shocking footage of an inmate strangling a guard at a Florida jail before other prisoners battled to save him has been released.]]></description>
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<title>Mystery Disease Leaves Bears Baring All</title>
<link>http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Hairless-Bears-Leave-Vets-Stumped-Spectacled-Bears-Lose-Fur-Ahead-Of-Winter-In-Germany/Article/200911115438124?f=rss</link>
<description><![CDATA[Three female bears at a zoo in Germany could be left shivering this winter after suddenly losing most of their fur.]]></description>
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<title>Back From The Dead: Man Attends Own Funeral</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A bricklayer who was thought to have been killed in a car crash shocked his grieving family by showing up alive at his own funeral.]]></description>
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<title>Tokyo Uses Blues To Curb Platform Suicides</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Tokyo train operators alarmed at a rise in station suicides have bathed the city's platforms in blue light in a bid to calm passengers.]]></description>
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<title>&#x27;Space Crashes To Boom As Debris Soars&#x27;</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Space crashes are becoming increasingly likely as more and more debris is left floating in our orbit, scientists have warned.
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<title>Paying The Price: Jordan To Go Up In Flames</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Glamour model Katie Price is to be burned at the stake at a bonfire celebration this weekend - as a 27ft effigy.
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<description><![CDATA[Hardline al Shabaab insurgents who seized the southern Somali port of Kismayu have banned "corrupt" musical ringtones.]]></description>
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<title>Authorities say man stole car to face theft charge</title>
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<description><![CDATA[The California Highway Patrol say a man stole a car to make a court appearance on a previous auto theft charge.]]></description>
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<title>NZ lawmaker sculpted in cow manure</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A sculpture of a New Zealand government minister crafted from cow manure sold for New Zealand dollars 3,080 ($2,220) on an auction Web site. The bust of New Zealand Environment Minister Nick Smith, sculpted as a protest by artist Sam Mahon, attracted 112 bids before being picked up by an anonymous buyer on Friday.]]></description>
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<title>Miss. gov&#x27;s son scores 2 holes-in-one in one round</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A single hole-in-one is a big enough dream for most golfers. But two in one round? That&#39;s some luck. Reeves Barbour, the 30-year-old son of Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour, had two aces in a single round Oct. 25 on a Robert Trent Jones course in Gainesville, Va.]]></description>
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<title>Wyoming hunter bags deer, then hungry lion</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Retired orthopedic surgeon Chris Smith thought his hunt was over when he bagged a white tail deer with a bow and arrow near Sheridan. Because the light was fading, he decided to return the next day to recover the deer. But when he returned Wednesday morning, the carcass had been covered by grass and bush - which is what mountain lions typically do.]]></description>
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<title>Developer: Proposed wind farm site is too windy</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A wind-power company says a western Maine site it&#39;s been looking at is too windy for turbines. First Wind&#39;s Matthew Kearns told a public meeting in Rumford on Thursday that its proposed Longfellow wind farm on Black Mountain and North and South Twin mountains may not be viable.]]></description>
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<title>Sleepwalker beaten after men find him in apartment</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Charges have been filed against three men accused of beating a man who sleepwalks after they found him asleep in one of the men&#39;s apartment. Iowa City Police Sgt. Troy Kelsay said the 21-year-old victim who was not identified, suffered injuries over most of his body. Kelsay said the man&#39;s injuries did not appear to require hospitalization, but the victim was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment.]]></description>
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<title>Minn.&#x27;s &#x27;DWI chair&#x27; sells for more than $10,000</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Operating a motorized recliner while drunk apparently drives up the chair&#39;s value. Police in northern Minnesota listed the &quot;DWI chair&quot; on eBay after the owner was arrested for driving it into a parked car last year. It sold Thursday for $10,099.99.]]></description>
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<title>Oregon man charged with DUI after 911 call</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Oregon police have charged a man with drunken driving after he called 911 to report his marijuana as stolen but the dispatcher couldn&#39;t understand him because he was vomiting while on the road.]]></description>
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<title>Ore. man charged with drunk driving after 911 call</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Oregon police have charged a man with drunk driving after he called 911 to report his marijuana as stolen but the dispatcher couldn&#39;t understand him because he was vomiting while on the road.]]></description>
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<title>Rolex-obsessed thief to be sentenced in Florida</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Florida thief with a peculiar penchant for Rolex watches faces up to 25 years in prison.]]></description>
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<title>SKorean woman passes driver&#x27;s exam on 950th try</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A woman in South Korea who tried to pass the written exam for a driver&#39;s license with near-daily attempts since April 2005 has finally succeeded on her 950th time. The aspiring driver spent more than 5 million won ($4,200) in application fees, but until now had failed to score the minimum 60 out of a possible 100 points needed to get behind the wheel for a driving test.]]></description>
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<title>Design flaw allowed Ind. inmates to leave cells</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Workers are altering part of the Vigo County jail to fix a design flaw that allowed inmates to crawl through the ceiling to visit other cells. Eight pods in the 7-year-old addition to the original jail are getting sturdier ceiling panels to prevent excursions by inmates under a settlement with the original architect.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[An eastern Indiana woman says her family&#39;s dog deserves a special treat after his barking saved her family from an early morning house fire. Laura Sizemore said Dash, a 2-year-old border collie-Australian shepherd mix, began growling and barking about 3 a.m. Wednesday, awakening her and her husband, Stacy.]]></description>
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<title>Michigan twin sisters accused of tax return scam</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Federal authorities said twin sisters from the Detroit area sold their children&#39;s Social Security numbers to people who claimed the kids as dependents on their tax returns. Karhonda and Kashaunda Prophet were charged Thursday with assisting the preparation of false returns over a two-year period.]]></description>
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<title>Man says image of Jesus appears on truck window</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Jim Stevens said he&#39;s not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickup. Stevens, of Jonesborough, said nearly every morning, an image that looks to him like the face of Jesus Christ has appeared in the condensation on the driver&#39;s side window of his Isuzu truck. A Johnson City Press photo of the truck showed a facial image.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Unemployed and desperate, a 19-year-old Sheboygan man is trying to sell one of the only things he owns - his name. Calvin Gosz has put the rights to give him a new name on eBay. He said if people can have a name like Mercedes for free, &quot;why wouldn&#39;t McDonald&#39;s pay for me to have Ronald McDonald as a name?&quot; Gosz said he moved to Wisconsin from Florida in September. He&#39;s filled out more than a dozen job applications, but so far no luck.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Police officers reported finding a mail carrier passed out drunk in his U.S. Postal Service mail truck in Boynton Beach. According to a release, police received a 911 call Wednesday afternoon reporting a mail truck parked on the side of a road with the driver slumped over the wheel. Officers found a 29-year-old man, whose blood alcohol content was tested to be .264 and .258, more than three times the legal limit.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A 20-year-old man who called 911 to get his fast-food order straightened out has been told to pay a $300 fine. Washington County, Ore., sheriff&#39;s deputies said Raibin Raof Osman called the emergency line to complain that a McDonald&#39;s in Aloha had left out a box of orange juice from his drive-through order. A restaurant employee later called 911 to report that Osman and others who were with him were blocking the lane, knocking on restaurant windows and intimidating employees.]]></description>
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<title>Man rescues stray dog, but ends up with 10 pooches</title>
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<description><![CDATA[An Atlanta man who rescued one stray dog from traffic now has his hands full with 10 pooches. The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported Thursday that Gary DeNicola rescued the dog in late September with plans to take it to a shelter the next day. But it turns out the dog was pregnant and gave birth to nine puppies that night. Now DeNicola is running an animal shelter of sorts himself and he&#39;s looking for good homes for the dogs.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[It&#39;s not unusual to see a deer or a cow crossing Oklahoma&#39;s rural highways. But an elephant? A couple driving home from church nearly slammed into a giant pachyderm that had escaped from a nearby circus late Wednesday.]]></description>
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