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<description><![CDATA[Can you match each quote to the Most Admired company it refers to? See how admirably you score.]]></description>
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(PR-inside.com) Shed Simove, Author, Comedian and Entrepreneur, is yet again causing waves after creating a new butter spread in the shape of a Buddha. 

The creation, entitled, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha!' came about after a friend of Simove's reading about another idea entitled 'CHEESUS CHRIST' idea on Simove's wesbite: www.IdeasMan.co.uk. 

Dan Whitehead (who used to work with Simove on 'The Big Breakfast') contacted him with another idea for a unique food creation - 'I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha'. 

This idea tickled Simove so much he yearned to bring it to life. It took three different Buddha moulds (bought ..
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(PR-inside.com) ORLANDO, Fla. (June 24, 2008) - Jim Mouth the 'Super Stadium Sitter' is at it again! He plans to sit in all 92,542 seats at the Rose Bowl Stadium, the grand daddy of all stadiums without stopping. He will commence at 10 a.m. on July 7 and hopes to sit in the last one five days later. 

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(PR-inside.com) As I sit down to write this I have very mixed emotions. If I write about what a great job the guys from Gauteng Disaster Management and Rescue South Africa who organised the camps have done, I'll have criticism that we don't want to make them too comfortable or they'll never go'. On the other hand if I talk about the thinnest of tents where one Zimbabwean man told me It's just as cold inside as out at night', people will say how unfairly these people are being treated.

We started off at Wadeville Camp near Germiston,this camp houses mainly Malawians, ..
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(PR-inside.com) Ashes in the Fire Vol I: Journey of a Dreamer is the initial volume of books I've written and am writing. Taking the problems of real people and putting an amusing spin on them in short fiction/science fiction is the theme of this work. Combined with verses that will both inspire and motivate people of all ages to greater heights, it is a spectacular, if brief, collection that has only recently been published. Available everywhere or on the www.publishamerica.com website it is sure to bring an honest smile and a warm feeling to any and all who read. 
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(PR-inside.com) (June 12, 2008, Coconut Creek, FL) - He may never say so, but Dad does not want another tie.

So, what do you get for the well-dressed Dad for Father's Day? How about an entire fishing village from Food For The Poor?

Food For The Poor's fishing villages provide impoverished people in coastal communities throughout Haiti with the opportunity to feed themselves while creating a sustainable living. Fishermen in the villages get everything they need to work their trade: seaworthy boats, reliable engines, fishing tackle, training, and more. With their new, dependable equipment, the fishermen can reach deeper, more bountiful waters where ..
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Ripley&#x27;s Haunted Adventure in Myrtle Beach</title>
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(PR-inside.com) MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (June 11, 2008) - Following a series of mysterious sounds, events and apparitions at Ripley's Haunted Adventure attraction on Ocean Boulevard, Ripley officials called in the experts from Coastal Spirit Chasers to assist them in identifying the cause of these events. 

Following several investigations at the attraction, the team identified at least four earthbound spirits residing in the attraction. The primary spirit dubbed the 'antagonist' seems to be the most prominent. In all, there are two other male spirits, one of whom speaks only of finding a woman named Carol, and the spirit of a woman who ..
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(PR-inside.com) Aarushi and domestic help murder has received national attention due to the aberration in family structure.

Dentist Rajesh Tawar is to produced in the court being his remand ends with CBI,nodal agency has not been able to achieve something concrete.A niddle of suspect is alleged by the agency with their till date investigation.Lie detector test,fingerprins,palm-blood samle tests on clothing results with DNA test is salient features on which the ten teams of investgating agency eagerly await.
 
India is country where institution of family has strong foundations from immorial time and it matter most.Inspite of long rope given in their discussion prevalent ..
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(PR-inside.com) MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. (June 5, 2008) - Swami Yomahmi, the self-proclaimed 'Original Sideshow Geek,' will perform his strange and bizarre talents live this summer live at Ripley's Believe it or Not! Odditorium located at 901 N. Ocean Boulevard. He will perform three shows a day during Sun Fun Festival, June 5 - 9 and then three shows daily, except for Sunday, July 1 - August 15.
 
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(PR-inside.com) 

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Available for interview (and/or ridicule!), he can tell you about the trip so far, including...

Being thrown out of Evita's cemetery in Argentina

Searching for anacondas, piranha fishing, and discovering an alligator outside his toilet in the jungle

Surviving a bike ride down 'The Death Road' in Bolivia - the world's most dangerous road

Gatecrashing Australia's biggest Elvis festival and reaching his goal of last place in both the lookalike/soundalike competitions

Being asked to leave Machu Picchu (the Lost City of the Incas in Peru) by security after trekking 4 days to get there.

Eating a whole guinea pig, fried grasshoppers, and live termites

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(PR-inside.com) Illusionist and master magician Curtis Eugene Lovell II cuts Paris Hilton in half on Season 4 of the Simple Life. A clip of the television program can be seen on Youtube.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gffpnYPh21U. and#8232;For more tricks of the trade, Lovell has released an instructional DVD that teaches magic titled POOF! You're a magician ~Learn magic with everyday objects. His DVD can be found at www.BN.com, Target.com, or www.POOFyoureamagician.com.

Please visit www.MagicofCurtis.com for more information on Curtis Eugene Lovell II.
For interviews/bookings please contact: 877.224.9568 USA.

Mini-Bio:
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(PR-inside.com)  
Illusionist Curtis Eugene Lovell II offers his expertise to make wedding receptions even more magical. For the bride and groom who truly want their wedding to be the experience of a lifetime, Lovell offers the ultimate production.
 
As the lights dim, the guests grow quiet, expecting the bride and groom to enter through the door.  Instead fog rolls in and away, revealing a dancer holding a torch and standing next to an empty cage.  In the next moment, magician Lovell mysteriously appears and -- with a few magical motions set to upbeat music -- the cage is lit with a flame and a whip of a cloth.  Magically, the bride and groom appear and are introduced ..
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(PR-inside.com) Spiritual and health counsellor Mehdi Jaffari of the Life Clinic in Sydney does not perform miracles for his clients but says it is a miracle he escaped his homeland and lived to serve people at all.

Mehdi says he narrowly escaped being hanged and shot by a firing squad during a revolution in Iran in 1979.

Being a refugee from a revolution and a survivor of several heart attacks years later in Australia, Mehdi says it is a miracle he is even alive.

Several brushes with death and a near-death experience have given him a strong faith in God, he says, which inspires ..
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(PR-inside.com) 11th April 2008

AUTHOR HAS BILLBOARDS BANNED 

A British author was left reeling this week after every billboard company in the UK put a stop to him putting up one of 

his own designs.

Sheridan Shed' Simove wanted to promote his new book, Ideas Man' and planned to use some of the advance he 

received to purchase two billboard sites near his home in South London.

Simove, 36, from London, contacted the major players in the premium billboard industry and even booked sites and dates. 

However, when Simove sent his design to be printed, all of the UK companies pulled out.

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(PR-inside.com) The rare skeleton is the property of a private collector in Europe and is the star attraction of a sale of dinosaur and other fossils at the auction in Paris. It is expected to fetch around 500,000 Euros but may go much higher as it has attracted worldwide attention. 

Jackie Ridley, the Director of the Dinosaur Museum said the Triceratops is simply spectacular. 'It would be really wonderful if we could bring the dinosaur to Britain and in particular The Dinosaur Museum in Dorchester'

She continued, ' Not only is it the only one of its kind in Europe, but generally ..
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(PR-inside.com) Los Angeles base escape artist Curtis Lovell II appeared on Spike TV- Manswers explaining the art of handcuff picking. A clip of the television program can been seen on Youtube.com: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TahycrONQUA. For more tricks of the trade, Lovell has released an instructional DVD that teaches magic titled POOF! You're a magician ~Learn magic with everyday objects. His DVD can be found at www.BN.com, Target.com, or www.POOFyoureamagician.com.

Please visit www.MagicofCurtis.com for more information on Curtis Eugene Lovell II.
For interviews/bookings please contact: 877.224.9568 USA.


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To Change Ownership at Ripleyand#8217;s Believe It or Not! Museum in Williamsburg</title>
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(PR-inside.com) Worldand#8217;s most expensive cornflake sold on eBay for $1,350 

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. (March 24, 2008) - Jon Wolfe with TriviaMania.com, the winning bidder for the Illinois Cornflake, will be collecting his purchase from the seller, Melissa McIntire, at the Ripley's Believe It or Not! Museum in Williamsburg on Tuesday at 2:30 p.m. All are welcome to join in and there will be no charge to witness this historic exchange. The cornflake will be on display during the event.
 
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(PR-inside.com) Thom Olausson from Sweden writes horror. He has been published before and even translated to Greek and is excited about having his own book published in USA. He started working on the project after receiving numerous requests from readers. Some of the stories were originally published on his own site, deadtales.com, and are the ones that were deemed a little too extreme for readers in USA by many magazines. Mr. Olausson decided to start working on the project and release a print-on-demand version of the book. It sold over expectations and lulu picked up the distribution of the book. Mr. ..
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(PR-inside.com) Atlanta, Georgia - Mosnar Communications, Inc the owners of TopAtlantaLuxury.com announced the best metro Atlanta hair weaves, braids, or extensions salons. Calling Atlanta the Hair Weave Capitol and revealing that luxurious hair is not only a hot demand but a mandatory necessity. 

'Metro Atlanta is becoming a major player in the luxury industry and TopAtlantaLuxury.com spreads the news about luxury happenings in the Atlanta area,' stated CR Cataunya Ransom, Cofounder of Mosnar Communications, Inc. 

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(PR-inside.com) ATTENTION CALENDAR, PHOTO and ASSIGNMENT EDITORS

MEDIA CONTACT: 
Dana Humphrey (858) 345-1008, x204 or email: dana@muttropolis.com

Easter Egg Hunt and Doggie Walk to Benefit the Irvine Animal Care Center

NEWPORT BEACH, CA--- Put a spring in your step and grab your pooch to join Muttropolis and lululemon athletica at Fashion Island to 'paw' ticipate in a fun Easter Egg Hunt and Healthy Doggie Walk around Newport Center Drive. The free Easter Egg Hunt 'paw'ty will begin at 10AM on Saturday, March 22 at Muttropolis in Fashion Island. Attendees will receive a freshingly fun goodie bag, which includes a fun squeaky toy compliments of ..
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(PR-inside.com) This week Bengel Publishing Inc., which owns and operates the Similkameen News Leader, adds another website to it's internet division.
 The website, www.frameyourpets.com, has to do with pet photography and through a series of e-mails sent to subscribers at regular intervals teaches short and simple tips to taking better pet photos.
 What makes the site stand out is the lessons contained within the Paws n' Claws Pet Photo Guide' are taught by the pets themselves.
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(PR-inside.com) Paris, France, January 29, 2008 -- Prince Pierre-Brieu HOAREAU de BOURBON d'ORLEANS is the elder grand grand son of the COUNT OF PARIS (1908-1999). He was born on October 7th, 1982. Mr HOAREAU has just published his book titled 'Je suis ce que Je suis.- The book is published by FREEMASON PUBLISHING in France: http://www.editions-maconniques.fr/shopexd.asp?id=145

'According to important esoteric evidence, including prophecies of Nostradamus, biblical references and recent climatic signs, I am the SON OF MAN announced by Christ himself for this century. I would be a coming King or a Ruler of the World,- explains Pierre-Brieu HOAREAU. 

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(PR-inside.com) The first 'style-, Chinese Lite Style Water, boasts having '50% less melamine, diethylene glycol, 
ammonia, formaldehyde, Sudan dyes, industrial wax, E. coli, cyanuric acid, dioxin, benzopyrene, 
and lead than our Regular frigginwater Chinese Style Water!-, which, the artist points out, 
highlights one of the problems with importing products, particularly those meant for consumption, 
from countries who lack the health and safety regulations and controls, which US consumers 
demand, in the name of larger corporate profits.

Meant to be inexpensive collectibles with social commentary, they may also be drank, as they are being produced by US FDA approved bottlers.

EJ Meissner first made ..
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(PR-inside.com) December 20th - Twenty year old aspiring internet entrepreneur from London launches PukkaProfiles.com.

PukkaProfiles.com is an entirely original and unique way for MySpace artists to promote their profiles. Artists can book one of ten slots in any given genre on the PukkaProfiles homepage, where an image and accompanying link to their profile is be placed. Each booking lasts for a 24 hour period and costs only $1. It also provides artists with an alternative to annoying and time consuming comment spam. 

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(PR-inside.com) 'I had no idea that my writing would be this appreciated! I started my own website a year ago as a way to get some of my material out there. To my surprise my site has had thousands of visitor since its birth! I have also received requests to collect those of my stories that was deemed TOO scary in one place. As I was published in the magazine UNIVERSE PATHWAYS I found the print-on-demand site www.lulu.com. After working with the project I released the book THE DEAD SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH believing only my family would actually by it. ..
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(PR-inside.com) We're getting close to the end of the year and that calls for another installment of BetUS Sportsbook's top blogs of the year: 2007 Edition.

Here's something to blog about - the top blogs are here and it's for the blogosphere, and ultimately you, to decide who will take the crown this year.

The top rated blogs ranked by Technorati.com are in the running this year with some familiar faces from last year's top blog props. The BetUS odds look at the top 10 blogs in Technorati's top 100 list.

The top blog by New Year's Eve 2007 gets its bragging rights and ..
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(PR-inside.com) A powerful cyclone with winds of up to 240 kilometers an hour has lashed southern coast of Bangladesh.
The area is near to Bangladesh's border with India.
Most people living in the area already have been evacuated or are in cyclone shelters or government buildings.There are huge swirling tidal waves in the
the Bay of Bengal, and will unleash tidal surges of up to six meters.
There's also a high alert in neighboring India's coastal states of West Bengal and Orissa. The very severe cyclonic storm, located nearly 400 km from Paradip and heading towards West Bengal-Bangladesh coast, to trigger extremely heavy rainfall coupled ..
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(PR-inside.com) Eastern London on Monday evening the area was seen overcast with smoke and dust,smoke emanates from a the site close to the 2012 Olympic site.

The fire is in a disused bus depot and the London Fire brigade says eight appliances and forty firefighters are make efforts to douse.

The onlooker says the centre of the fire was thought to be a bus depot at Waterden Road near the site for the 2012 Olympics.

North London railway line has been closed between Dalston and Stratford because of the thick smoke above Hackney Wick station.

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(PR-inside.com) The book THE DEAD SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH is now available at http://www.lulu.com! 
Just type Thom Olausson and the book will turn up. This is a compilation of short horror stories and dark poetry. 
Mr. Thom Olausson has been published in magazines such as UNIVERSE PATHWAYS and has been translated to Greek as well. This book is 66 pages and contains some of his acclaimed work. The book takes you into the darkness of Scandinavia and Europe, dive into the dark waters and meet evil vampires, sinister clown, revengeful ghosts and other demonic creatures from the underworld.

 If you love ..
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<title>&#x27;World&#x27;s Most Boring Website&#x27; Now Online!</title>
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(PR-inside.com) Miami, Florida -- November 5, 2007 -- CurioZities, LLC announces the launch of the novelty website http://WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com with the purpose of elevating 'boring' to an art form, according to Manager Frank Calderon. 

'There are plenty of boring websites on the World Wide Web; some are intentionally boring... but many are unintentionally boring,' Calderon explained. 'We wanted to do 'boring' right, so we put some time and effort into creating WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com and we believe it's worthy of the title 'world's most boring website.'' 

The satirical WorldsMostBoringWebsite.Com includes a virtual 'reading room' of sleep-inducing reading materials, a gallery of photos (black and ..
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(PR-inside.com) Its Animals - 30 October: 
 
White Alligators Arrive In Wisconsin Zoo
 
Video: Three Bears Come Into Town
 
Baby Giraffe Named 'Sox' To Honour World Series Champions
 
7,500 Mink Escape From German Farm
 
Video: Coolest Bird Ever?
 
Dog Saves Woman, Woman Saves Dog
 
Migrating Birds Abducted By Giant Aliens In Manhattan
 
Video: Fat Cat Climbs A Ladder - Gets To Top - Chases His Tail
 
Is There A 300 pound Male Lion At Large In Denver?
 
The Incredible 2400 Acre Elephant Sanctuary In Tennessee - Where Elephants Are Just Elephants
 
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(PR-inside.com) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

If you follow programmes such as Dragons Den, Tycoon, The Apprentice and other business angel based investment programmes and find yourself saying 'I could do that'.. Then look no further because a company called Million Impossible plc headed by Managing Director Bradley Chapman is about to give you that chance!'

We spoke to Bradley earlier on the launch of his new business and asked him what is Million Impossible plc all about?
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(PR-inside.com) Welcome to Aniniraka Resor And Spat in Tjampuhan Ubud

Location:
AniniRaka Resort and Spa Ubud is situated about 2 km out of Ubud. AniniRaka Resort and Spa Ubud uniquely set amid rice paddies. AniniRaka Resort and Spa Ubud offers tranquility and relaxation with a distinctive and authentic local Balinese touch. 
The exotic AniniRaka Resort and Spa Ubud is surrounded by tropical garden with panorama view of rice field.

Feel the freedom on the resort luxurious modern style pavilions with paddy rice field view to refresh your body and soul.

Pavilions:

Aniniraka Resort and Spa has 11 rooms consisting of 4 superior pavilions, 5 deluxe pavilions, ..
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(PR-inside.com) BAGUS JATI - A wellspring of inspiration

According to ancient Hindu writings 'Jati was where the first Hindu priest and sacred white buffalo arrived in Bali from Java'. Since this time Jati is revered as a sacred place safe from the outside world.

Bali's premier Health and Wellbeing Spa Retreat, Bagus Jati, is set in 5 hectares of hillside gardens amongst lush tropical forests in the mountains of Ubud, Bali. 8 circular deluxe spa villas, each with private spa facilities, 10 square superior villas with wide windows and western comfort, plus a complete health and wellbeing centre, organic gardens and gourmet restaurant, ..
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(PR-inside.com) Is a new concept in direct travel and tour arrangements in Indonesia and we are now inviting new overseas members. So come take advantage of one stop booking for all of your client's holiday requirements. We are an experienced and established source which offers instant access and efficient, comprehensive services for all your travel arrangements and reservation booking needs, throughout Indonesia.

Bali and Indonesia are a gold mine of holiday opportunities, with an unspoiled culture, exciting nature, invigorating sport and wild life in abundance. Our world class holiday bookings can rapid access a fully integrated travel, hotel and resort link, giving ..
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(PR-inside.com) ORLANDO, Fla. (Oct. 1, 2007) - The weird, quirky and wonderful world of Ripley's Believe It or Not! has been called upon to help populate an unusual exhibit being planned for the annual convention of the Western Museum Assoc. in Oakland, Calif., Oct. 10-14.

Known as The Curiosity Cabinet, the exhibit will feature photos and artifacts of weird and unusual items that many museums once featured prominently. Organizers asked member institutions to search through the dark and dusty corners of their collection for that one item left over from the days when P.T. Barnum was the leading name in the American ..
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(PR-inside.com) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 
Four American Witches to Ride the 'Midnight Highway- (Radio Show)

World Wide Web -September 25, 2007 -- On Sunday, September 30 at 8PM EDT, 'Midnight Highway Radio- will feature a live interview with four women who have redefined ghostwriting with their channeled novel, The Pyramid, the first book of a paranormal trilogy presented by the late Sean Carroll. 

Before his death twenty-three years ago, Sean Carroll promised his wife, poet Jere Carroll, that he would speak to her again. For years, Jere worked with mediums - determined to hold him to that promise. Little did she know Sean's ..
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(PR-inside.com) Horsemart's users and readers are being asked to sponsor Boris in the race and donate funds to The Brooke. They can do this by visiting www.thebrooke.org, clicking on donate' and selecting the amount they wish to donate. Then select Horsemart Mascot Grand National' in answer to the question 'What prompted you to vote today?-.

The Mascot Grand National, now in its successful 9th year, takes place in front of thousands of punters who will watch this unique race before the real horses do the running in the rest of the race card.

The race is over one furlong (220 yards), on a ..
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(PR-inside.com) NEWPORT, Ore. (Sept. 6, 2007) - As if walking backward for more than 3,000 miles wasn't enough, 55-year old Bill Kathan will add a touch of drama as he ends the trek by dropping to the sidewalk in an attempt to set a new world's record for back-of-hand push-ups in one minute. The current record is 123 in a minute.

The action is set for Sunday, Sept. 9, at 1 p.m., in front of Ripley's Believe It or Not! at 250 S. W. Bay Boulevard in Newport.

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(PR-inside.com) ORLANDO, Fla. (August 19, 2007) - Ripley Publishing and Tim O'Brien's newest amusement industry book is an uncanny journey through the weird, wacky, and absolutely factual world of amusement parks, rides and attractions. It is overflowing with the odd and the trivial! 

Not falling into the category of the traditional ho-hum trivia book, here's one that's unique, enjoyable, accurate and edgy! With a bit of history, a bit of trivia and a whole lot of totally unbelievable and mind-boggling facts, this Believe It or Not! book is a first of its kind for the amusement industry. 

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(PR-inside.com) The evening costs about 45 British Pounds and the menu offers a selection of six starters, seven main courses and seven desserts with supplementary dishes. All desserts are homemade and created without additives. The food will be served with plastic cutlery.

A security check requires booking three weeks in advance. No criminal records allowed. Show an ID, hand in your cell phone and purse and go through a metal detector.

'I'm crazy? No. I hope no,' Francesco said. 'The food is really good and cheap, and the inmates are all qualified in the positions they are doing,' says Angelo Russo, that has ..
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(PR-inside.com) The all-new fourth installment in the highly successful annual series, Ripley's Believe it or Not! The Remarkable Revealed (Ripley Publishing, $28.95 US, $34.95 Canada, August 7, 2007) is the biggest and best yet. Jam-packed with wacky tales of the world's weirdest people, places and creatures, The Remarkable Revealed will thrill the reader with 256 pages of riveting facts and jaw-dropping images.

Highlights include: 
 Full-page features of themed collections such as bizarre buildings, curious creations, albino animals, competitive eating champions and contortionists.
 In-Depth pages featuring Q and A interviews with full-color photos that uncover 'the story behind the story- of fascinating ..
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(PR-inside.com) Corporate rivalry and politics are a potent combination when they mix up 
 with fraternal problems. 
 
 Wakf property controversy going on relating to the new dream house of 
 Reliance's Mukesh Ambani met with an anti climax today. Today's incidents 
 brought to light some more interesting aspects of the entire wakf 
 controversy and puts it in a completely new perspective. 
 
 Anil Ambani's friend - Samajwadi party leader Amar Singh arranged a rally 
 to embarass Mukesh Ambani in this controversy. Samajwadi party issued a 
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(PR-inside.com) 9 July 2007
Life starts at 30 for The Dreamgirls
 
Kate Hardcastle, Lisa Roberts and Hannah Cygan-Wrobleski as The Dreamgirls


Three former band mates are celebrating turning 30 by hosting a 'come-back- gig at the Victoria Theatre, Halifax for over 1,500 people.

Kate Hardcastle, Hannah Cygan-Wrobleski and Lisa Roberts, who all hit 30 this year, hope their party guests will be dancing in the aisles as they reunite for one night only at their show on Saturday, September 22 in a bid to raise more than £10,000 for three charities close to their hearts.

Calling themselves The Dreamgirls for the September gig, the girls ..
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(PR-inside.com) MARY CAREY JOINS THE SWINGER PARTY IN '08 
Adult Superstar Hosts World's Largest Swingers Party 

 Hollywood, Florida - July 14, 2007 : Swingfest.com announced yesterday that former California gubernatorial candidate and adult superstar Mary Carey will host SwingFest 2008; The World's Largest Swingers Party and Lifestyle Convention taking place July 31 to August 3, 2008 at the Westin Diplomat Resort and Spa in Hollywood Florida. 

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(PR-inside.com) A quarter of British women dream about starring in a pornography film.
Over two-thirds fantasise about group sex, and one in five have considered a lesbian romp, according to a poll conducted by British women's magazine Glamour.
The survey also named Brad Pitt as the Hollywood heartthrob most women fantasise about.
Pitt's lover Angelina Jolie topped the poll of beauties women most lust after.
Amazingly, 12 per cent of women have dreamed about being kidnapped, and a third say they are open to getting spanked.
Sex expert Val Sampson said: 'Our sexual fantasies are integral to who we are.' ..
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(PR-inside.com) Britain's oldest living twins have celebrated their 98th birthday.
Ivy Shermer and Oliver Tucker - born in 1909 in Hartlepool - spent their special day swapping memories together.
The siblings - who have both been married twice - are now living in nursing homes.
Ivy's son Ronnie, 72, believes his mother and aunt are the oldest living twins in Britain, but refused to have the record officially adjudicated by the Guinness World Records.
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(PR-inside.com) A Brazilian man has put his wife up for sale for an asking price of $50.
The man - who gave his name as Breno - posted an advertisement on internet auction site Mercado Livre offering his 35-year-old spouse to the highest bidder.
The posting read:  'I sell my wife for reasons I prefer to keep short ... I really need the money.' The man described his wife physically and listed her qualities as a homemaker and companion, saying she was 'worth her weight in gold'.
The Brazilian government has now ordered Mercado Livre, partially owned by eBay, to remove the ad.
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(PR-inside.com) A US boy was horrified to discover the 'Rice Krispies' sound he was hearing was being caused by two spiders living in his ear.
Jesse Courtney, of Oregon, told his mother Diana that he kept hearing popping and crackling noises.
Concerned about her son's health, she took him to the doctor. The consultant found a pair of arachnids in nine-year-old Jesse's ear canal, which were flushed out with water.
Jesse said: 'They were walking on my eardrum and I kept hearing this popping sound like Rice Krispies.
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(PR-inside.com) A British man has put his imaginary friend up for sale on an internet auction site.
The seller, who calls himself 'thewildandcrazyoli', has already attracted bids of more than £1,550 for his make believe pal 'Jon Malipieman'.
The sales pitch reads: 'My imaginary friend Jon Malipieman is getting too old for me now. I am now 27 and I feel I am growing out of him.
'He is very friendly. Along with him, I will send you what he likes and dislikes, his favourite things to do and his personal self portrait.' ..
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